{"id":4595,"date":"2017-11-07T09:30:40","date_gmt":"2017-11-07T08:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stadtsprachen.de\/?post_type=stsp_text&#038;p=4595"},"modified":"2021-02-07T16:00:50","modified_gmt":"2021-02-07T15:00:50","slug":"o-protocolo","status":"publish","type":"stsp_text","link":"https:\/\/stadtsprachen.de\/de\/text\/o-protocolo\/","title":{"rendered":"o protocolo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>toleramos o frio pensando que podia estar ainda mais frio<br \/>\nque isso, e que j\u00e1 esteve, e vai estar<\/p>\n<p>voc\u00ea diz que vamos cruzar essas pontes quando chegarmos<br \/>\nnelas, mas quanto<br \/>\nda sua mesada voc\u00ea est\u00e1 apostando que vai haver pontes sequer?<br \/>\numa ponte implica que algu\u00e9m j\u00e1 esteve l\u00e1 antes<br \/>\no que raramente \u00e9 o caso, quando o contexto \u00e9 espec\u00edfico o<br \/>\nsuficiente<\/p>\n<p>se n\u00e3o tiver uma ponte, voc\u00ea<br \/>\nvai se estender na brecha e nos deixar andarmos<br \/>\nem cima das suas costas? (e essa n\u00e3o \u00e9<br \/>\numa pergunta ret\u00f3rica)<br \/>\nquanto peso voc\u00ea calcula que o seu bom senso aguenta?<\/p>\n<p>tentamos pensar numa vida que n\u00e3o seja baseada<br \/>\nem negocia\u00e7\u00f5es com todos os outros n\u00fameros<br \/>\nno term\u00f4metro, mas parece valer t\u00e3o menos o esfor\u00e7o depois que descartes provou<br \/>\n(e com zero dados emp\u00edricos, ali\u00e1s) que uma pessoa humana jamais vai conceber<br \/>\nnada que j\u00e1 n\u00e3o existisse desde antes<\/p>\n<p>muitas vezes sou a kelly kapoor do the office que disse eu sou super<br \/>\ninteligente agora, voc\u00ea podia me perguntar kelly<br \/>\nqual \u00e9 a maior empresa do mundo e eu ia dizer<br \/>\nbl\u00e1 bl\u00e1 bl\u00e1, bl\u00e1 bl\u00e1 bl\u00e1 bl\u00e1 bl\u00e1<br \/>\nte dando exatamente a resposta certa<\/p>\n<p>muitas vezes sou a lynette scavo do<br \/>\ndesperate housewives que disse que a \u00fanica coisa pior que s\u00f3<br \/>\nseguir o protocolo pra manter o romance<br \/>\nvivo \u00e9 nem se dar ao trabalho de seguir<br \/>\no protocolo.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Italienische Version:<\/p>\n<p><strong>meccanicamente<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>continuiamo a convivere con il freddo pensando che potrebbe essere pi\u00f9 freddo<\/p>\n<p>di cos\u00ec, e che lo \u00e8 stato e che lo sar\u00e0<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>dici che <em>attraverseremo quei ponti quando li avremo raggiunti<\/em>, ma quanto<\/p>\n<p>del tuo denaro scommetteresti<\/p>\n<p>che ci saranno davvero dei ponti?<\/p>\n<p>un ponte presuppone che qualcuno ci sia gi\u00e0 stato<\/p>\n<p>che \u00e8 raramente il caso, volendosi attenere<\/p>\n<p>al contesto<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>se non c\u2019\u00e8 nessun ponte, ci<\/p>\n<p>estenderemo sopra la breccia e cammineremo<\/p>\n<p>sulle nostre schiene? (e questa non \u00e8<\/p>\n<p>una domanda retorica) quanto<\/p>\n<p>peso pensi che il nostro buonsenso possa sostenere?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>cerchiamo di pensare a una vita che non sia basata<\/p>\n<p>sul negoziare con tutti gli altri numeri possibili del termometro<\/p>\n<p>ma non sembra valerne pi\u00f9 veramente la pena da quando cartesio ha dimostrato<\/p>\n<p>(e con zero dati empirici, peraltro) che un essere umano non potr\u00e0 mai concepire<\/p>\n<p>qualcosa che non esistesse gi\u00e0 prima<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>molte volte sono kelly kapoor di the office che dice ora sono super<\/p>\n<p>intelligente, potresti chiedermi kelly<\/p>\n<p>qual \u00e8 l\u2019azienda pi\u00f9 grande del mondo e io direi<\/p>\n<p>bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla bla<\/p>\n<p>dandoti esattamente la risposta corretta<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>molte volte sono lynette scavo di<\/p>\n<p>desperate housewives che ha detto l\u2019unica cosa peggiore che fare le cose<\/p>\n<p>meccanicamente per mantenere accesa<\/p>\n<p>la scintilla \u00e8 non prendersi nemmeno il disturbo di fare le cose<\/p>\n<p>meccanicamente.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Traduzione di <a href=\"https:\/\/stadtsprachen.de\/author\/anna-giannessi\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Anna Giannessi<\/a> e <a href=\"https:\/\/stadtsprachen.de\/author\/serena-tarascio\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Serena Tarascio<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>toleramos o frio pensando que podia estar ainda mais frio que isso, e que j\u00e1 esteve, e vai estar voc\u00ea diz que vamos cruzar essas pontes quando chegarmos nelas, mas quanto da sua mesada voc\u00ea est\u00e1 apostando que vai haver pontes sequer? uma ponte implica que algu\u00e9m j\u00e1 esteve l\u00e1 antes o que raramente \u00e9 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":6554,"template":"","categories":[27,11],"class_list":["post-4595","stsp_text","type-stsp_text","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-issue-4","category-lyrik"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.7 - 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