{"id":6447,"date":"2017-11-07T12:50:37","date_gmt":"2017-11-07T11:50:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stadtsprachen.de\/?post_type=stsp_text&#038;p=6447"},"modified":"2020-11-29T14:33:18","modified_gmt":"2020-11-29T13:33:18","slug":"the-pirate-who-does-not-know-the-value-of-pi-excerpt-1","status":"publish","type":"stsp_text","link":"https:\/\/stadtsprachen.de\/de\/text\/the-pirate-who-does-not-know-the-value-of-pi-excerpt-1\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pirate Who Does Not Know the Value of Pi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A certain Pirate had Concern for his Health and so he emigrated to Germany. It was there he learned the best Technique of effective Handwashing. Germans wash their Hands in the following Manner, which is the best. First they take one Hand, which can be the left or the right. (Here the Handler performs a Discriminationsavoidingseffort.) Then they take another Hand. Then using the second Hand they wash the first Hand. And only then do they use the first Hand to wash the second Hand. It is never the other Way around. That\u2019s the Technique. That\u2019s how they do it in Germany. As the Result of this Technique there are very few Germs left in Germany.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stadtsprachen.de\/text\/der-pirat-der-von-pi-den-wert-nicht-kennt-exzerpt-2\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Der Pirat, der von Pi den Wert nicht kennt \u2013 Exzerpt 2<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/stadtsprachen.de\/text\/der-pirat-der-von-pi-den-wert-nicht-kennt-exzerpt-3\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Der Pirat, der von Pi den Wert nicht kennt \u2013 Exzerpt 3<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/stadtsprachen.de\/text\/der-pirat-der-von-pi-den-wert-nicht-kennt-exzerpt-4\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Der Pirat, der von Pi den Wert nicht kennt \u2013 Exzerpt 4<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A certain Pirate had Concern for his Health and so he emigrated to Germany. It was there he learned the best Technique of effective Handwashing. Germans wash their Hands in the following Manner, which is the best. First they take one Hand, which can be the left or the right. 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