{"id":16225,"date":"2021-06-01T21:00:16","date_gmt":"2021-06-01T19:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stadtsprachen.de\/en\/?post_type=stsp_text&p=16225"},"modified":"2021-06-01T21:00:16","modified_gmt":"2021-06-01T19:00:16","slug":"angelica-freitas-poemas","status":"publish","type":"stsp_text","link":"https:\/\/stadtsprachen.de\/en\/text\/angelica-freitas-poemas\/","title":{"rendered":"Poemas"},"content":{"rendered":"

micro-ondas<\/strong><\/p>\n

explicar o brasil a um extraterrestre:<\/p>\n

tua cara numa bandeira. conheceriam a l\u00edder<\/p>\n

e acabariam contigo: parte suja<\/p>\n

da conquista.<\/p>\n

mas agora j\u00e1 foi, de outra maneira: vista a\u00e9rea<\/p>\n

da amaz\u00f4nia, vinte e tantas<\/p>\n

hidrel\u00e9tricas<\/p>\n

pros teus ovos fritos no micro-ondas.<\/p>\n

e acabariam contigo: parte certa<\/p>\n

da conquista.<\/p>\n

e se vieram mesmo<\/p>\n

para conhecer as cataratas?<\/p>\n

ou para aprender com a gente<\/p>\n

o que s\u00e3o matas, pratas, democratas?<\/p>\n

as naves cobrem o c\u00e9u completamente.<\/p>\n

todos os escrit\u00f3rios<\/p>\n

e todas as lojas de comidas r\u00e1pidas<\/p>\n

decretam fim de expediente.<\/p>\n

baratas e ratos<\/p>\n

fugiram antes.<\/p>\n

\u00e9 natal, carnaval, p\u00e1scoa<\/p>\n

nossa senhora de aparecida e ju\u00edzo final<\/p>\n

ao mesmo tempo.<\/p>\n

amantes se comem pela \u00faltima vez.<\/p>\n

caixas eletr\u00f4nicos vomitam a seco.<\/p>\n

o supermercado era um cemit\u00e9rio!<\/p>\n

os shoppings, os engarrafamentos!<\/p>\n

explicar o casamento igualit\u00e1rio<\/p>\n

a um iguana, explicar<\/p>\n

alian\u00e7as pol\u00edticas a um gato, explicar<\/p>\n

mudan\u00e7as clim\u00e1ticas<\/p>\n

a uma tartaruga no aqu\u00e1rio.<\/p>\n

j\u00e1 est\u00e1. agora espera.<\/p>\n

toma um activia.<\/p>\n

mora na filosofia. imagina!<\/p>\n

num pa\u00eds tropical. p\u00e9ssimo!<\/p>\n

n\u00e3o rio mais. tr\u00e1gico!<\/p>\n

piores que gafanhotos<\/p>\n

suas maravilhas hidrel\u00e9tricas<\/p>\n

ser\u00e3o vistas, em chamas, de s\u00edrius:<\/p>\n

\u201co meu pa\u00eds era uma pamonha<\/p>\n

que um alien\u00edgena esfomeado<\/p>\n

p\u00f4s no micro-ondas.\u201d<\/p>\n

queime-se.<\/p>\n

\u00e9 um epit\u00e1fio poss\u00edvel.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

jogos escolares<\/strong><\/p>\n

desde as nove da manh\u00e3,<\/p>\n

o time amarelo enfrenta o time vermelho.<\/p>\n

no teu tempo isso era educa\u00e7\u00e3o f\u00edsica,<\/p>\n

podia ser tamb\u00e9m recreio.<\/p>\n

o telefone ainda n\u00e3o tocou,<\/p>\n

tudo na mesma, nenhum e-mail.<\/p>\n

a gritaria pela janela da cozinha<\/p>\n

informa a vit\u00f3ria do time amarelo.<\/p>\n

depois a casa se enche de sil\u00eancio.<\/p>\n

e voc\u00ea sente pena do time vermelho,<\/p>\n

mas \u00e9 s\u00f3 mais tarde, depois do almo\u00e7o,<\/p>\n

que se compadece tamb\u00e9m do amarelo.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

an introduction to mate<\/strong><\/p>\n

see this green tea here?<\/p>\n

the erva?<\/p>\n

it goes in here, yes,<\/p>\n

the cuia.<\/p>\n

there! not too much<\/p>\n

about three quarters<\/p>\n

will do<\/p>\n

cover the cuia with<\/p>\n

your hand and shake it<\/p>\n

up and down.<\/p>\n

there you go.<\/p>\n

this green powder on<\/p>\n

your palm, just blow it off.<\/p>\n

it is best if the erva<\/p>\n

stays inclined<\/p>\n

how inclined? say 45<\/p>\n

degrees.<\/p>\n

now we pour some<\/p>\n

warm water in it<\/p>\n

let it brew for a bit<\/p>\n

then put the bomba in<\/p>\n

yes, the straw.<\/p>\n

and you’re ready to go.<\/p>\n

it’s good to drink now.<\/p>\n

pour some hot water in<\/p>\n

and drink it.<\/p>\n

now, they say you have<\/p>\n

to be born here to like it<\/p>\n

(too strong for you,<\/p>\n

really?)<\/p>\n

you can pretend you have<\/p>\n

been born here but you<\/p>\n

can’t pretend you like it<\/p>\n

sure, i’m talking about<\/p>\n

the mate.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

algum caf\u00e9 em ros\u00e1rio<\/strong><\/p>\n

que bom<\/p>\n

n\u00e3o querer nada<\/p>\n

estar sentada no caf\u00e9<\/p>\n

e n\u00e3o querer outro caf\u00e9<\/p>\n

nem mesmo \u00e1gua<\/p>\n

e de repente<\/p>\n

n\u00e3o querer escrever<\/p>\n

nem ler<\/p>\n

nada, nada<\/p>\n

e sobretudo n\u00e3o querer<\/p>\n

ir pra rua ou voltar pra casa<\/p>\n

e muito menos<\/p>\n

avisar algu\u00e9m<\/p>\n

do paradeiro<\/p>\n

s\u00f3 ficar parada<\/p>\n

no paradeiro<\/p>\n

muito quieta<\/p>\n

derrubando com as p\u00e1lpebras<\/p>\n

o sistema<\/p>\n

(mala mais baixo<\/p>\n

sen\u00e3o ele te ouve<\/p>\n

e o gar\u00e7om volta<\/p>\n

com a conta)<\/p>\n

capitalista<\/p>\n

shhh capitalista<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

can\u00e7\u00f5es de atormentar<\/strong><\/p>\n

quem vai para o mar ter\u00e1 medo<\/p>\n

que o seu navio se espatife num rochedo<\/p>\n

quem \u00e9 do mar e vai para a terra<\/p>\n

sabe que no final se ferra<\/p>\n

\u00e0 sua cauda n\u00e3o se aferra<\/p>\n

nem na gr\u00e9cia, nem na inglaterra<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00e9 inventado ou verdadeiro<\/p>\n

que a sereia cantou pro marinheiro<\/p>\n

ele p\u00f4s cera no ouvido<\/p>\n

ou se atou ao mastro feito um bom marido<\/p>\n

domador dos mares e da libido<\/p>\n

ningu\u00e9m no mundo mais desenvolvido<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

qual ter\u00e1 sido o maior peixe<\/p>\n

que j\u00e1 caiu na sua rede<\/p>\n

meio mulher, meio pescado<\/p>\n

o maior trof\u00e9u j\u00e1 conquistado<\/p>\n

ele sabe que nunca vai estar errado<\/p>\n

e a sereia \u00e9 um bicho desgra\u00e7ado<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

mesmo que a deseje morta e descamada:<\/p>\n

o marinheiro tem medo da sereia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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